I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
