Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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