Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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