Buhtt sex?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm getting married
To pizza
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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