and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
We have so much sex to catch up on
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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