Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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