should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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