Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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