We're like a lot better than the average bears
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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