I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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