Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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