no. you can't hotbox the world.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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