You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
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it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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