gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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