New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
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You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
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what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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