Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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