Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
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what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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