I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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