Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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