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So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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