Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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