Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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