I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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