u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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