I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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