have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
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I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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