i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
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i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
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Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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