ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
My vagina just recognized that song.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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