Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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