you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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