Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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