I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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