I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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