So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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