Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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