Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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