idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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