oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
where are you?
Hypothermia
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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