Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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