i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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