chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is