I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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