I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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