Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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