we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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