then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
The feeling are messing with the penis
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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