he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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