i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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