Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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