i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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