i just sent this text using only my big toe
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize