Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
im having a threesome with these popsicles
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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