Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
