at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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