Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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