My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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