hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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